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I Was So Flattered That Someone Wanted Me To Write A Book, I Said I Would. It Was Published In 1969.

A Lot Of Meetings Are Held To Arrange When To Have Meetings. ... Meetings Today Are Usually Called Conferences To Make Them Sound More Significant.

If You Feel Compelled To Give A New Year's Eve Party, Don't Invite People To Arrive Too Early Or They'll Go Off The Boil Before Midnight.

But I Always Seem To Finish A Book And Then Think, Oh God, I've Got To Pay A Tax Bill, So I'd Better Write A Novel, So I Tend Not To Stop And Learn Word Processing.

I'm Not Wild About Holidays. They Always Seem A Ludicrously Expensive Way Of Proving There's No Place Like Home.