I'd Make A Wonderful Lady

The Only Thing Madonna Will Ever Do Like A Virgin Is Give Birth In A Stable.

Here I Am, One Of The Most Colorful Women Of My Time - If Not Of My Block - Being Made To Sound Positively Legumelike In Printed Interviews.

If Somebody Makes Me Laugh, I’m His Slave For Life.

It's A Different World Now: Stars Come And Go Quickly, And There Are So Many Of Them. I Read A Statistic That All The Record Companies Combined Used To Put Out Around 3,000 Albums In A Year. Now They Put Out Something Like 30,000!

Some Say Love It Is A River That Drowns The Tender Reeds. Some Say Love, It Is A Razor That Leaves Your Heart To Bleed. Some Say Love, It Is A Hunger, An Endless Aching Need. I Say Love, It Is A Flower And You, Its Only Seed.