I'd Like Thousands Of Schools

I Love Tennis With A Passion. I Challenged Boris Becker To A Match Once And He Said He Was Up For It But He Never Called Back. I Bet I Could Make Him Run Around.

I Don't Believe That Economic Equality Is Possible; Indeed Some Measure Of Inequality Is Essential For The Spirit Of Envy And Keeping Up With The Joneses That Is, Like Greed, A Valuable Spur To Economic Activity.

Since January 1993 There Have Been 27 Other Countries Not In The Eu That Have Done Better Than The Uk At Exporting Goods Into The Single Market.

Some People Play The Piano, Some Do Sudoku, Some Watch Television, Some People Go Out To Dinner Parties. I Write Books.

It Is Said That The Queen Has Come To Love The Commonwealth, Partly Because It Supplies Her With Regular Cheering Crowds Of Flag-waving Picaninnies; And One Can Imagine That Blair, Twice Victor Abroad But Enmired At Home, Is Similarly Seduced By Foreign Politeness. They Say He Is Shortly Off To The Congo. No Doubt The Ak47s Will Fall Silent, And The Pangas Will Stop Their Hacking Of Human Flesh, And The Tribal Warriors Will All Break Out In Watermelon Smiles To See The Big White Chief Touch Down In His Big White British Taxpayer-funded Bird.