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I Went To The Door, And Gary Tried Hard Not To Notice I Was Blue. He Looked At His Feet, And He Looked Above My Head, And He Cleared His Throat. It's Okay,' I Said. 'i Know I'm Blue.' It Caught Me By Surprise,' He Said. 'i Didn't Want To Seem Rude.

I'm For Sure A Workaholic. I'm A Complete Control Freak And I Take On Way Too Many Projects.

If I Could Just Get Broom To Cooperate, We Could Fly, Glo Said. Then We Wouldn't Have To Worry About Traffic. Harry Potter Didn't Have To Worry About Traffic. You Relize Harry Potter Isn't Real, Right? Of Course, But He Could Be. I Mean, Maybe Not Harry Potter, But Someone Like Him. Who's To Say?

Okay, Take A Deep Breath, I Told Myself. Don't Go All Hormonal. Get The Facts Straight. Have A Mental Doughnut.

We Were Discussing A Grisly Double Murder And Rodriguez Was Telling Us All This In The Same Sort Of Conversational Tone A Person Might Use To Pass On A Favorite Lasagna Recipe. And I Was Responding With The Same Enthusiasm A New Cook Might Show. I Was Simultaneously Horrified And Impressed With Myself.