I'd Crack Up Without My

I'm Not Trying To Be A Middle Aged Centerfold, I Just Want To Look At Myself Naked And Not Be Disgusted.

What I Do Know Is Sometimes We Love The Wrong People And Sometimes We Marry Them.

My Mama Taught Me That Anything Worth Doing In Life Should Be A Little Scary.

At Least Be A Nice Lesbian Or You're Going To Give The Rest A Bad Rap.

I Like To Think Of What Happens To Characters In Good Novels And Stories As Knots--things Keep Knotting Up. And By The End Of The Story--readers See An Unknotting Of Sorts. Not What You Expect, Not The Easy Answers You Get On Tv, Not Wash And Wear Philosophies, But A Reproduction Of Believable, Emotional Experiences.