I'd Be Vegetarian If Bacon

Masturbation Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of. It's Nothing To Be Particularly Proud Of, Either.

Most Tv Shows Don't Reward You For Paying Attention.

I Went To Bali, And I Was In A Small Village, And Somebody Who Was With Me Showed A Woman A Little Figurine Of Bart And Asked: 'do You Know Who This Is?' And She Said: 'mickey Mouse.'

Keep Your Expectations Tiny You'll Go Through Life Not So Whiney.

I Judge My Life By How Miserable It Used To Be. If I Could Pay My Rent, I Was Deliriously Happy. Now I'm Deliriously Happy All The Time.