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Laziness Works. And The Simple Way To Incorporate Its Health Benefits Into Your Life Is Simply To Take A Nap.

We Have An Idea That If Something We're Doing Isn't Actually Earning Money, Or Spending It, Then It's Completely Worthless. But If You Start To Work Less, You Can Actually Start To Give More To Society, But On A Local Level.

We Need To Claim Lunch Back. It Is Our Natural Right. It Has Been Stolen From Us By Our Rulers. The Fear That Keeps You Chained To Your Desk, Staring At Your Screen, Does Not Serve Your Spirit. Lunch Is A Time To Forget About Being Sensible, Practical, Efficient. A Proper Lunch Should Be Spiritually As Well As Physically Nourishing. Cosy, Convivial, A Treat; Lunch Is For Loafers.

I Suddenly Realised, Hey, I'm Not A Lazy Idiot, I'm An Idler! It's Something To Aspire To, It's Part Of The Creative Process! That's Fantastic!

Working Is Bad Enough In The Winter, But In The Summer It Can Become Completely Intolerable. Stuck In Airless Offices, Every Fibre Of Our Being Seems To Cry Out For Freedom. We're Reminded Of Being Stuck In Double Maths While The Birds Sing Outside.