I Converted A Family-owned Strip

It's Like Love Making, The Foreplay Is The Biggest Part, The Same Thing As Comedy. If You Can Frame Your Show In Such A Way That The Funny Jokes Become Funnier.

Boredom Is A Disease, Too.

When They Put Me In Jail, That's When They Turned Me Into An Activist. Up Until The Time I Went To Jail, I Was Just A Comedian.

One Night All The James Brown Band Was Playing On Stage And I Look In The Back And I Could See Mick Jagger And Keith Richards Trying To Get In The Club And They Couldn't Get In Cause It Was To Crowded.

Now The [smartphone] Has Freed Everybody, And So Everybody Gets Better. No Matter What You Say, People Will Check You Out On Their Phone.