I Constantly Say Things That

Well, Jon Hamm Isn't A Real Celebrity.

I Have A No-apology Policy. No Apologies For Jokes. I Apologize In My Real Life All The Time. I Say Ridiculous Things, I Make Mistakes Constantly. But When I'm On Stage, I'm At A Microphone It's A Joke!

I Love Doing [stand-up]. I Love Making People Laugh No Matter How. Whether It's A Commercial, Or A Tv Show, Or A Reality Show, Or A Talk Show, Or A Special, Or A Book. However I Can Make People Laugh, That's What I Want To Do.

I Don't Like Doing Movies, Period. Movies Are Hard. I Like Tv.

I Do Feel I'm Kind Of A Magnet For Crazy, And If There Isn't Enough Crazy, I Will Insert Myself In A Situation That I Feel Has Comedy Potential.