I Consider Myself Sort Of

The Joke Or The Pratfall Is Easy For Me To Do.

I Consider Myself Sort Of Like A Pseudo Lawyer. Like, I'm Convinced I Can Solve Every Case And Argue My Way.

Y'know, Every Relationship Is Different. There Are Good Marriages, Bad Marriages, Connected Partners, Unconnected Partners.

I Used To Be An Optimist, But Now I Know That Nothing Is Going To Turn Out As I Expect.

I Hate The Term 'rom-com.'