I Collect Antiques. Why? Because

It's Hard To Explain Why I Like Europe So Much.

I Get A Wild Hair Up My Nose And I Want To Go.

I Only Go To Mass When Somebody Asks Me, But When I Get In Trouble I Call For A Priest.

My Father Was Always Telling Himself No One Was Perfect, Not Even My Mother.

I’ve Made Upwards Of A Million Bucks In The Cops And Robbers Business.