I Collect Antiques. Why? Because

I Want To Make Someone Walk Straight, But I've Left My Sons Nothing But Wars.

I'm What You Call A Deathbed Catholic.

I Was Always The Second Heavy.

I Only Go To Mass When Somebody Asks Me, But When I Get In Trouble I Call For A Priest.

When People Tell You They Saw Your Last Picture - Well, The Way They Say It Sounds Like They Hope It Was.