I Check My Pulse And

In The Early Days Of Films, The Movie Star In This Country Replaced Royalty. They've Been Demoted Since Then But They're Still Treated As Beings Larger Than Life.

The Embarrassing Thing Is That My Salad Dressing Is Out-grossing My Films.

I Cannot Bear To Look At A Film That I Made Before 1990. Maybe 1985. There's No Sense Even Trying To Explain It. I Really Just Can't Watch Myself. I See All The Machinery At Work And It Just Drives Me Nuts, So I Don't Look At Anything.

I Believe There Can Be Dignity In The Acting Profession. And I Think There Ought To Be More Dignity In The Publicity An Actor Gets.

Admit It. I'm The Best You Ever Seen, Fats. I'm The Best There Is. And Even If You Beat Me, I'm Still The Best.