I Can't Tell Anybody Else

I May Look Fake But I'm Real Where It Counts.

I'll Just Wait Right Here For You Cause I Know Your New Love Won't Last. I Wound Easy, But I Heal Fast.

I've Been To Those Places Where It's 'poor, Pitiful Me.'

Even Now, If I Am Thinking About Spending A Lot Of Money On Clothing Or Furniture, I Think 'i Can't Spend So Much Money On One Thing; My Poor Old Daddy Could Have Raised His Family Five Years On That!'

I Love Bald Men. Just Because You've Lost Your Fuzz Don't Mean You Ain't A Peach.