I Can't Imagine Anything More

I Can't Imagine Anything More Stressful Than Monogamy.

Women Won't Let Me Stay Single And I Won't Let Me Stay Married.

I Like The Whisky Old An The Women Young

If They Say I Am Inconsistent Let Them Say It, For It Is True, Because Inconsistency Is A Part Of Living

The Rest Of My Life Will Be Devoted To Women And Litigation