I Can't Go To School,

If You Get Earaches, I'd Turn My Volume Down A Notch Or Two For You. Cause I Will Do Anything For You.

I Don't Think You Can Shock An Audience Anymore. Me Cutting My Head Off Is A Great Illusion, But When You Turn On Cnn And There's A Guy Really Getting His Head Cut Off, It Does Dilute What I Did.

That Was Very Close To Getting Killed. Usually At Pop Festivals We Have People Jumping On Stage.

On Stage, I'm This Figure, This Actor, Who Does Things That People Aren't Used To Seeing And I Relish In That Reaction. In Real Life, Though, I Play Golf, I Shop And I Walk Around With No Makeup On And My Hair In A Ponytail. I May Not Be The Typical Middle-aged Joe, But I'm Closer To Normal Than You Think.

You Know It's Always Funny - The More Legend Awards You Get, The Closer You Get To The Grave, I Guess, I Am Going Full Strength Right Now So It's Great To Get These While You're Alive, I'd Hate To Get Them After You're Dead.