I Can't Even Remember Not

In My School, People Liked The Gym Teachers Because They Were The Football Or Soccer Coaches. But Look, If They're Cool, They Get Respect.

My First Job Was At An Amusement Park In Virginia. It Was The Worst. I Loved The Park But Once I'd Worked There All The Magic Was Gone From It. It Just Turned Into A Place I Hated And I've Never Been There Since.

The Whole Experience Of 'eastbound' Has Been Completely Unexpected And Super-surprising Every Step Of The Way.

You Know, A Lot Of Those Angry Sort Of Southern Man Characters That I've Been Doing Are Based On Different People I Might've Had As, Like, A Soccer Coach Or As A Teacher.

I've Always Had The Hair Of Lionel Ritchie Since I Was A Boy, But The Mullet Sadly Is A Hairpiece. My Wife Won't Let Me Rock That Hairstyle.