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I'm In A New Club, By The Way. And I Don't Know If You're First Timers Like I Am, But I'm In The 'i Just Dropped My Cell Phone In My Own Piss' Club. Have You Done That? Yeah, Good Times. I'm On The Phone And I Forget That I'm Using Shoulder Technique. Urinals Were Taken So I Went In To Use The Regular John. And As I'm Standing There, Mid-conversation, I'm Like 'are You Serious?' And It Just Started To Toboggan Right Down My Powerful Chest.

Nothing Is A Better Icebreaker Than A Great Joke.

Let's Talk A Little About Love. Sometimes You Meet Somebody And You Have What Is Known As A Relationship And Things Can Go Great. If Things Go Great You Have A Great Relationship. Sometimes It Doesn't Go So Great And I Call That A Relationshit!

My Fam Is Just A Regular Family. But All Of Them Have Great Senses Of Humor.

Every Joke Has Its Origin - The Punching People In The Face Joke. It Hurts Like Hell To Get Punched In The Face.