I Can't Date Women My

If My Father's Business Hadn't Gone Broke, I'd Be Exporting Nuts, Bolts And Sugar Machinery Right Now. What An Awful Thought!

I Was Out Dancing With One Actress Or Another. And That Got Press. Even When It Didn't, The Whole Town Knew I Was A Dancing Fool, And Since I Couldn't Very Well Dance With A Man, They Saw Me Dancing With A Lady, And They Assumed The Rest.

In The Future, All Robots Will Act Like Don Knotts.

Bugsy Siegel. The Mobster With The Beautiful Blue Eyes.

The Make Up Took About An Hour To Put On, But The Wig Was A Thing That Bothered Me More Than Anything Else.