I Cannot Even Pretend To

Humpty Dumpty Sat On The Wall Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall All The King's Horses And All The King's Men Couldn't Put Humpty Together Again

Can You Do Division? Divide A Loaf By A Knife - What's The Answer To That?

You May Charge Me With Murder--or Want Of Sense-- (we Are All Of Us Weak At Times): But The Slightest Approach To A False Pretence Was Never Among My Crimes!

No Good Fish Goes Anywhere Without A Porpoise.

I Give Myself Very Good Advice, But I Very Seldom Follow It.