I Can Trust My Friends...

I Am A Part Of History Whether People Want To Take It Seriously Or Not.

I Have No Belief In The System. So Sonny Is Perfectly At Home (in Washington D.c.). Politicians Are One Step Down Below Used-car Salesmen.

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

I Was A Shy Ugly Kid Who Led A Big Fantasy Life. I Thought I Was An Angel Sent From Heaven, To Cure Polio. When Dr. Salk Did That I Was Really Pissed Off.

I've Had So Many Rebirths, I Should Come With My Own Midwife By Now.