I Can't Tell My Conscience

In The '80s, I Thought I'd Be A Success As A Woman If I Were The President Of A Billion Dollar Company, Had A Sensitive Soul-mate Husband, Two Bilingual Children, Buns Of Steels, And A Compost Heap. In The '90s, I Pretty Much Feel I'm A Success If I Can Get Through The Afternoon Without Eating A Cheesecake.

[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To Have One And Wanting To Be One.

Because The Majority Of My Readers Are Women, I Feel That One Public Service I Can Provide To Them Is To Spread The Message Of Regular Mammograms And Early Detection Within The Strip.

After 14 Years Of Dieting, There Are Only Two Things I've Never Lost. Hope And Weight.

Mothers Send Strips To Daughters To Make A Point. Daughters Smack Strips Down On The Breakfast Table To Make A Point. My Own Mom Sometimes Cuts A Strip Out And Sends It To Me To Make Sure I Understand Her.