I Can't Stand To Sing

I Joined Count Basie's Band To Make A Little Money And To See The World. For Two Years I Didn't See Anything But The Inside Of A Blue Goose Bus, And I Never Got To Send Home A Quarter.

I'm Always Making A Comeback But Nobody Ever Tells Me Where I've Been.

A Kiss That Is Never Tasted, Is Forever And Ever Wasted.

New Orleans Is The Only City In The World You Go In To Buy A Pair Of Nylon Stockings They Want To Know Your Head Size.

When You Sing, Always Tell The Truth.