I Can't Get Married. I

I Always Had A Running Commentary In My Head That Was Extremely Funny And Off-center, But I Never Said It To Anyone.

When Women Are Depressed, They Eat Or Go Shopping. Men Invade Another Country. It's A Whole Different Way Of Thinking.

My Family Was Totally Non-religious. There Was No Question We Were Jewish, But We Were Not Observant.

I'm Just A Person Trapped Inside A Woman's Body.

You Never See A Man Walking Down The Street With A Woman Who Has A Little Potbelly And A Bald Spot.