I Can't Drink Whiskey Like

There Is No Singing Anymore, Everything Is Yelling And Shouting And Rapping And That Is Real Boring To A Guy Like Me.

Maybe If They Start Playing New Rock Bands Videos, Then Maybe But There Is No Point In A Guy Like Me Spending 250 Grand For A Video That No One Is Ever Going To See.

If I Ever Grow Up, I Don't Want To Be Around For It.

I'm A Tv Junkie. I'm Always Flipping Through Channels.

I'm Not Interested In Thinking Up The Name Of A Band And A Logo And All That. Been There, Done That, Sold A Million T-shirts.