I Can't Do Anything In

The Road To Nowhere Leads To Me.

Jesus Christ Was The Original Rock'n'roll Star. He Gave People Reasons To Live In The Rut They Were Living In. He Was The First Man To Say, "you Don't Have To Have Human Sacrifices, 'cause Human Sacrifices Hurt Somebody, You Know?" Just Believe In The Spirit That Is Within You.

Sex Isn't The Priority Anymore, Now I'm 65. But It Still Goes On. I Want It And She Doesn't, Same As Ever.

I Can Honestly Say, All The Bad Things That Ever Happened To Me Were Directly, Directly Attributed To Drugs And Alcohol. I Mean, I Would Never Urinate At The Alamo At Nine O'clock In The Morning Dressed In A Woman's Evening Dress Sober.

I Cannot Turn Down This Incredible Honor Twice.