I Can't Constantly Be Trying

I Can't Constantly Be Trying To Write The Unwritten Song, The Song That The 15-year-old Girl Needs. I Need To Write The Song That I Need.

I Always Get ‘what’s Wrong?’ Or ‘lighten Up.’ Half The Time, When Guys Tell Me To Smile, I’m Not Even Frowning, I’m Thinking! Then I’m Like, Oh! Some Men Don’t Want Women To Think! Do They All Have Walkie-talkies? Are They All In This Together? Like, ‘ok, She’s Thinking, Someone Say Something. She’s Reading, Go Distract Her.’ It Starts Feeling Like That Sometimes, Doesn’t It?

I Wouldn't Want To Play Miss Hannigan. I'm Not A Villain. She's Mean To Little Children! I Can't Do That. That Would Disrupt My Brand.

I'm Living In A World Where There Are Lgbtq Straight Alliances At High Schools. I Feel Pretty Psyched On That.

Not To Rag On Myself, But When People Say, 'what Does It Feel Like To Be An Icon?' I'm Like, 'my Dog Does Not Think I'm An Icon, My Cat Does Not Think I Am An Icon, My Cousin Does Not Think I Am An Icon.' I Have A Really Lovely Group Of Friends, And I Just Don't Think About It.