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I Can't Be Skinny All The Time. I Like To Drink And I Like To Eat. I Like Burgers And Bagels.
-Chelsea Handler
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I Can't Be Skinny All
Chelsea Handler
I Can't Be Skinny All The Time. I Like To Drink And I Like To Eat. I Like Burgers And Bagels.
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