I Can Manage A Prose

I Reserve The Right To Tell Shaggy Dog Stories Or Even Common Jokes As Part Of What I'm Doing. I Don't Give A Damn If Half The Audience Walks Out.

Children Frequently Sing Meaningful Phrases To Themselves Over And Over Again Before They Learn To Make A Distinction Between Singing And Saying.

Stories Are Different Every Time You Tell Them - They Allow So Many Possible Narratives.

A Myth Is The Name Of A Terrible Lie Told By A Smelly Little Brown Person To A Man In A White Suit With A Pair Of Binoculars.

I Had No Idea Where These Kids At A Small Private College In The San Fernando Valley Were Coming From, Why They Were Coming To Hear Me, Or What They Needed To Know.