I Came To Mumbai With

If You Get Bored With The Person You Married For Love, There's Something Wrong With You - Not With That Person.

As For My Destination, I Don’t Think I Ever Knew One. I Walk, I Run In The Direction Of My Dreams. Things Change Along The Way, People Change, I Change, The World Changes, Even My Dreams Change. I Don’t Have A Place To Arrive, I Just Keep Doing What I Know How To Do, The Best That I Can Do It. I’ll Probably End Up A Deluded Geriatric In A Wheelchair Wearing A Cape And Tights, Imagining My Own Flight Out Of This World, But Of Course With A Young Girl In My Arms.

So I Am Hoping My Second Outing To Your Wonderful University Turns Out Differently, Because It Would Be Highly Embarrassing If I Said, “good Evening Yaleites” Or “yalers”, Or Whatever You Guys Are Called, And Got Stuck At Yaaaaa…. That Wouldn’t Make For Much Of A Speech.

Without Hurting Anybody, We All Tend To Laugh At Others' Discomfort. When Someone Slips On A Banana Skin And Falls It's Funny.

When I Asked Imran Khan For An Autograph He Picked Up His Bat To Hit Me.