I Buy Smoked Mackerel In

When You Cry, You Don't Look Very Attractive; You Look Snotty And Blotchy. People Seem To Manage To Cry Quite Prettily These Days, And To Me, That Smacks Of Not Being Very Genuine.

I've No Interest In Fashion, Shoes, Handbags, Or Sweaty Shopping.

I Like Reading, I Like Boring Things, And Yet I Think People For Ages Had This Image Of Me That I Was On The Tube With A Chainsaw Looking For Any Likely Candidate.

I Think A Lot Of Women Are Incredibly Tough And They're Just Really Admirable. Especially The Way That, Given What They've Got, They Just Manage To Carry On.

I'm A Real Kentish Maid, You Know.