I Buy Myself A Gift

[kanye West] Took Me To A Fashion Meeting In Paris Once. I'd Never Met These People; I Was So Nervous. It Was The Beginning Of Our Relationship, And I Didn't Know Anyone In Fashion. And He Passed Out At The Table. I'm Like, "i'm So Sorry, We're Jet-lagged." You Don't Know The Number Of Times I've Had To Say That. I Always Flat-out Lie That He's Jet-lagged, Even If We've Been Home For Months.

I Always Put Clothes And Family Photos Under The Mattress, In Case The House Burns Down.

They Say I Look Like A Different Ethnicity, And Nobody's Been Recognizing Me.

I Hate To Talk About Myself.

Maybe My Fairy Tale Has A Different Ending Than I Dreamed It Would. But That's Ok.