I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart

I Don't Think You Should Have To Try To Be Nice, I Think Most People Are Nice. I Think Being Cheerful And Nice Is Just A Politeness.

I'm Often Dating People, But I Don't Say It Because You Sort Of Know It Won't Last Long.

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

The Bbc Is A Victim Of Its Own Independence.

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.