I Believe The Universe Is

Success Is Voltage Under Control-keeping One Hand On The Transformer Of Your Kosmic Kilowatts.

As A Career, The Business Of An Orthodox Preacher Is About As Successful As That Of A Celluloid Dog Chasing An Asbestos Cat Through Hell.

Strength And Strength's Will Are The Supreme Ethic. All Else Are Dreams From Hospital Beds, The Sly, Crawling Goodness Of Sneaking Souls.

A Woman Will Doubt Everything You Say Except It Be Compliments To Herself.

The Only Man Who Makes Money Following The Races Is One Who Does It With A Broom And Shovel.