I Believe That Rules Do

If I Had Any Dignity, That Would Have Been Humiliating.

Firemen Have The Coolest Toys Ever!

Sometimes My Brain Writes A Check That Reality Can't Cash.

Being A Geek Is All About Learning The Inventories Of Things.

After All Those Years Of Doing Remote Detonations, Where We Just Push A Button And Something Explodes, To Actually See A Nice Big Fat Line Of Black Smoke Heading Toward Something That Will Blow Up Is Very Satisfying.