I Believe One Should Be

Almost As Many Inhumanities Are Committed In The Name Of Love As In The Name Of Religion.

Yes, Burn Your Bridges.

I Was So Uncomfortable At A Party Recently When The Conversation Droned On About Women Who Are Constantly Getting Married. I Was On The Edge Of My Chair, Close To Squirming In Embarrassment Because I Myself Was Guilty Of Four Husbands. I Finally Leaned Forward And Squeaked, 'but One Died!

I Never Did Pal Around With Actresses. Their Talk Usually Bored Me To Tears.

Pray To God And Say The Lines.