I Believe In Salvation Through

When Certain Unmarried Men, Who Had Lost Their Capacity To Sin, Sat Indoors, Breathing Bad Air, And Passed Resolutions About What Was Right And What Wrong, Making Rules For The Guidance Of The People, Instead Of Trusting To The Natural, Happy Instincts Of The Individual, They Ushered In The Dark Ages. These Are The Gentlemen Who Blocked Human Evolution Absolutely For A Thousand Years.

Editor: A Person Employed By A Newspaper, Whose Business It Is To Separate The Wheat From The Chaff, And To See That The Chaff Is Printed.

When A Man Sends You An Impudent Letter, Sit Right Down And Give It Back To Him With Interest Ten Times Compounded, And Then Throw Both Letters In The Wastebasket.

An Imitator Is A Man Who Succeeds In Being An Imitation.

The Great Big Black Things That Have Loomed Against The Horizon Of My Life, Threatening To Devour Me, Simply Loomed And Nothing More. The Things That Have Really Made Me Miss My Train Have Always Been Sweet, Soft, Pretty, Pleasant Things Of Which I Was Not In The Least Afraid.