I Believe In Absolute Honesty

I'm Sure There's An Alternate Universe Where I Got To Become A Pulpy Science Fiction Writer.

If You, As A Parent, Raise Your Children Well, They Won't Need You Anymore. If You Did It Properly, They Go Away.

It Has Been Said That Civilization Is Twenty-four Hours And Two Meals Away From Barbarism.

On The First Day Coraline's Family Moved In, Miss Spink And Miss Forcible Made A Point Of Telling Coraline How Dangerous The Well Was, And They Warned Her To Be Sure She Kept Away From It. So Coraline Set Off To Explore For It, So That She Knew Where It Was, To Keep Away From It Properly.

It's Always Too Late For Sorries, But I Appreciate The Sentiment.