I Became An Entertainer Not

The Secret Of Staying Fresh In A Show Is To Remember That The Audience You're Playing For That Night Has Never Seen It Before.

I'm Just An Entertainer. All I Want To Be Is Funny. I Never Aspired To Play Hamlet.

After All Is Said And Done, Its Usually The Wife Who Has Said It And The Husband Who Has Done It.

I Can't Say What Danny Kaye Is Like In Private Life. There Are Too Many Of Them.

Draw A Circle, Not A Heart, Around The One You Love Because A Heart Can Break But A Circle Goes On Forever.