I Beat Myself Up In

I Made Sure No Butt Cheek Hung Out. You Know, The Original Daisy, Catherine Bach's Shorts Were Shorter Than Mine.

The Great Thing About Dallas Is There's No Paparazzi.

It's Not Good To Throw Back Scotch With A New Fetus.

For Me, It's Just Eat Whatever Makes You Feel Good. Work Out Whenever You Want To. Just Take Care Of Yourself.

And I'm The Worst Liar Of All Time.