I Ask The American People

I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, And Dog-gone It, People Like Me.

Google's Screen For Privacy Settings Does Give You More Options For What You Share Than Apple's Does. But It's Not A Complete List, And People Aren't Aware Of Whether Or Not That Information Will Go To A Third Party.

As Someone Who's Spent Time With Our Troops In Iraq And Afghanistan On Uso Tours And Met Wounded Warriors At Walter Reed And Bethesda, I Feel A Deep Obligation To The Men And Women Who Have Risked Life And Limb On Our Behalf.

Today I Will Masterbate! Okay, That Was A Mistake. I Should Have Written "today I Will Masterbate--if I Want To!

I Want A President Who Can Handle A Cream Soda.