I Am Very Bad At

I Hate The Concept Of The Clog! It's Fake, It's Ugly, And It's Not Even Comfortable! And I Hate The Whole Concept Of Comfort! It's Like When People Say, 'well, We're Not Really In Love, But We're In A Comfortable Relationship.' You're Abandoning A Lot Of Ideas When You Are Too Into Comfort. 'comfy'-that's One Of The Worst Words! I Just Picture A Woman Feeling Bad, With A Big Bottle Of Alcohol, Really Puffy. It's Really Depressing, But She Likes Her Life Because She Has Comfortable Clogs.

I Have Always Loved Tartans - Such An Ornamented Type Of Weaving, So Vivid In Colour, And Such A Masculine Aspect. But Actually, I Think Tartans Can Be Feminine Or Masculine.

A Naked Woman In Heels Is A Beautiful Thing. A Naked Man In Shoes Looks Like A Fool.

I Wanted To Be A Shoe Designer, But I Never Thought It Could Be A Profession. But What Was The Alternative? Doctor? Too Dirty! Air-hostess? Maybe Not! Then Someone Gave Me A Book On Roger Vivier, And, Cheri, Instantly I Knew That Was It!

I Buy Dries Van Noten Shoes. I Love His Clothes, Too.