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Life Is Too Short To Wonder Where You Hid Your Waffle Maker.

In Order To Have Good Fried Chicken, You Should Wash And Season The Bird The Morning You're Preparing It For Dinner. Don't Wait And Do It Right Before You Start Cooking. Throw It In The Refrigerator, Seasoned, That Morning, And Give It A Chance To Soak Up All The Salt And Pepper And Goodness.

You Know, Nobody Can Ever Cook As Good As Your Mama.

I'm More Spiritual Than I Am Religious. I Don't Go To Church; I Go To The Beach.

Love Is Blind, But Marriage Is A Real Eye-opener.