I Am Not Sure How

You Know That Great Car-stomach Feeling When You Fly Over A Hump? That Was My Whole Body.

What Year Is It In Your Imagination?

These Are Very Confusing Times. For The First Time In History A Woman Is Expected To Combine: Intelligence With A Sharp Hairdo, A Raised Consciousness With High Heels, And An Open, Nonsexist Relationship With A Tan Guy Who Has A Great Bod.

I Do Dumb Stuff, Like Playing My Favorite Dumb Barry White Song And Lip-synching Into The Mirror So It Looks Like His Voice Is Coming Out Of My Mouth.

No Matter What, Expect The Unexpected. And Whenever Possible Be The Unexpected.