I Am Not Going To

I Would Rather Not Watch Myself In Movies. I Enjoy The Experience, But I Won't Really See The Film Until They're On Cable Deep On Into My Life So I Can Pretend It's Someone Else At Another Time.

People See Me And They Squeal Like Tropical Birds Or Seals Stranded On The Beach.

If Talking Were Aerobic, I'd Be The Thinnest Person In The World.

I Feel So Agitated All The Time, Like A Hamster In Search Of A Wheel.

My Mother's Career Was Over At 40 But She Was Still Trying To Be Everyone's Buddy, Always Smiling For The Cameras.