I Am Not Going To

Sometimes I Think To Myself, What Should James Franco Say Next? And Then It Comes To Me. Boobs.

I Am Not Going To Be The Guy Who's Not Pulling His Weight.

He Was So. So Dirty, And Just Moving In Front Of Me, And Cute. I Was In Love With Him, Especially Because He Was Talking To Me.

I Worked The Drive-through At Mcdonald's And Tried Out Different Accents - Italian, Russian, Irish.

You Say I Sucked At The Oscars. I Was A Genius At The Oscars. That Was Experimental Tuxedo Sleep Art.