I Am Not A Person

It's Very Possible That I Could Look Like A Kleptomaniac And A Pathological Liar And That's Why I Keep Getting Hired.

I Can't Imagine Loving Somebody More Than I Love Wyatt [my Son]. I Can't. I Just Don't Know How That's Possible.

I Think The Second You Think That You're Funny Is When You Stop Being Funny.

My Dad Worked - F - K If I Know - Seven Jobs? He Painted A House. He Would Deliver Toilets. He Drove A Cab, Delivered Pizzas. Whatever He Could Do, He Did.

I've Had That Conversation! "you Had A Minute! Why Didn't You Do That?" So If Husbands Could Read Our Minds That Would Be Great.