I Am Not A God

I Wonder Why No One Called The Police About The Rocket Launcher? God Knows My Neighbors Usually Report It If I So Much As Fart In My Backyard. (bubba)

Your Boyfriend Is…well, Way Buff. Monster Buff. Lord, King Buff. (sunshine)

Looks Like The Safest Spot Here For A Human Who Doesn’t Want To Get Eaten. (kish)

Speaking Of, Her Family Is Due In Any Minute To Claim Her Body. What Am I Supposed To Tell Them When We Can’t Give The Body Over? Again, I Don’t Think ‘oops’ Will Quite Cover It. (tate)

Cause I’m Gonna Put My Foot So Far Up Their Butts They’re Going To Burp Shoe Leather. (nick)