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I Pissed On The Man Who Called Me A Dog. Why Was He So Surprised?

Even If I Am But A Pretender To Wisdom, That In Itself Is Philosophy.

No Man Is Hurt But By Himself. ...literally By How He Interprets What Happens To Him. If He Focusses On How It Could Have Been Better, He Will Be Hurt. If He Focusses On How It Could Have Been Worse, He Will Be Happy. The Same Is True For Women Too.

To The Question What Wine He Found Pleasant To Drink, He Replied, "that For Which Other People Pay."

People Who Talk Well But Do Nothing Are Like Musical Intruments; The Sound Is All They Have To Offer.