I Am, In Plainer Words,

Credulity Is The Man's Weakness, But The Child's Strength.

A Laugh Is Worth A Hundred Groans In Any Market.

Trample Not On The Ruins Of A Man.

May Be The Truth Is, That One Pipe Is Wholesome, Two Pipes Toothsome, Three Pipes Noisome, Four Pipes Fulsome, Five Pipes Quarrelsome; And That's The Some On't.

For God's Sake (i Never Was More Serious) Don't Make Me Ridiculous Any More By Terming Me Gentle-hearted In Print.